Another Room in the Same. |
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Enter KING and LAERTES. |
King. Now must your conscience my acquittance seal, |
And you must put me in your heart for friend, |
Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear, |
That he which hath your noble father slain |
Pursu'd my life. |
Laer. It well appears: but tell me |
Why you proceeded not against these feats, |
So crimeful and so capital in nature, |
As by your safety, wisdom, all things else, |
You mainly were stirr'd up. |
King. O! for two special reasons; |
Which may to you, perhaps, seem much unsinew'd, |
But yet to me they are strong. The queen his mother |
Lives almost by his looks, and for myself,— |
My virtue or my plague, be it either which,— |
She's so conjunctive to my life and soul, |
That, as the star moves not but in his sphere, |
I could not but by her. The other motive, |
Why to a public count I might not go, |
Is the great love the general gender bear him; |
Who, dipping all his faults in their affection, |
Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone, |
Convert his gyves to graces; so that my arrows, |
Too slightly timber'd for so loud a wind, |
Would have reverted to my bow again, |
And not where I had aim'd them. |
Laer. And so have I a noble father lost; |
A sister driven into desperate terms, |
Whose worth, if praises may go back again, |
Stood challenger on mount of all the age |
For her perfections. But my revenge will come. |
King. Break not your sleeps for that; you must not think |
That we are made of stuff so flat and dull |
That we can let our beard be shook with danger |
And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more; |
I lov'd your father, and we love ourself, |
And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine,— |
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Enter a Messenger. |
How now! what news? |
Mess. Letters, my lord, from Hamlet: |
This to your majesty; this to the queen. |
King. From Hamlet! who brought them? |
Mess. Sailors, my lord, they say; I saw them not: |
They were given me by Claudio, he receiv'd them |
Of him that brought them. |
King. Laertes, you shall hear them. |
Leave us. [Exit Messenger. |
High and mighty, you shall know I am set naked on your kingdom. To-morrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly eyes; when I shall, first asking your pardon thereunto, recount the occasions of my sudden and more strange return. HAMLET. |
What should this mean? Are all the rest come back? |
Or is it some abuse and no such thing? |
Laer. Know you the hand? |
King. 'Tis Hamlet's character. 'Naked,' |
And in a postscript here, he says, 'alone.' |
Can you advise me? |
Laer. I'm lost in it, my lord. But let him come: |
It warms the very sickness in my heart, |
That I shall live and tell him to his teeth, |
'Thus diddest thou.' |
King. If it be so, Laertes, |
As how should it be so? how otherwise? |
Will you be rul'd by me? |
Laer. Ay, my lord; |
So you will not o'er-rule me to a peace. |
King. To thine own peace. If he be now return'd, |
As checking at his voyage, and that he means |
No more to undertake it, I will work him |
To an exploit, now ripe in my device, |
Under the which he shall not choose but fall; |
And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe, |
But even his mother shall uncharge the practice |
And call it accident. |
Laer. My lord, I will be rul'd; |
The rather, if you could devise it so |
That I might be the organ. |
King. It falls right. |
You have been talk'd of since your travel much, |
And that in Hamlet's hearing, for a quality |
Wherein, they say, you shine; your sum of parts |
Did not together pluck such envy from him |
As did that one, and that, in my regard, |
Of the unworthiest siege. |
Laer. What part is that, my lord? |
King. A very riband in the cap of youth, |
Yet needful too; for youth no less becomes |
The light and careless livery that it wears |
Than settled age his sables and his weeds, |
Importing health and graveness. Two months since |
Here was a gentleman of Normandy: |
I've seen myself, and serv'd against, the French, |
And they can well on horseback; but this gallant |
Had witchcraft in 't, he grew unto his seat, |
And to such wondrous doing brought his horse, |
As he had been incorps'd and demi-natur'd |
With the brave beast; so far he topp'd my thought, |
That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks, |
Come short of what he did. |
Laer. A Norman was 't? |
King. A Norman. |
Laer. Upon my life, Lamord. |
King. The very same. |
Laer. I know him well; he is the brooch indeed |
And gem of all the nation. |
King. He made confession of you, |
And gave you such a masterly report |
For art and exercise in your defence, |
And for your rapier most especially, |
That he cried out, 'twould be a sight indeed |
If one could match you; the scrimers of their nation, |
He swore, had neither motion, guard, nor eye, |
If you oppos'd them. Sir, this report of his |
Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy |
That he could nothing do but wish and beg |
Your sudden coming o'er, to play with him. |
Now, out of this,— |
Laer. What out of this, my lord? |
King. Laertes, was your father dear to you? |
Or are you like the painting of a sorrow, |
A face without a heart? |
Laer. Why ask you this? |
King. Not that I think you did not love your father, |
But that I know love is begun by time, |
And that I see, in passages of proof, |
Time qualifies the spark and fire of it. |
There lives within the very flame of love |
A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it, |
And nothing is at a like goodness still, |
For goodness, growing to a plurisy, |
Dies in his own too-much. That we would do, |
We should do when we would, for this 'would' changes, |
And hath abatements and delays as many |
As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents; |
And then this 'should' is like a spendthrift sigh, |
That hurts by easing. But, to the quick o' the ulcer; |
Hamlet comes back; what would you undertake |
To show yourself your father's son in deed |
More than in words? |
Laer. To cut his throat i' the church. |
King. No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize; |
Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes, |
Will you do this, keep close within your chamber. |
Hamlet return'd shall know you are come home; |
We'll put on those shall praise your excellence, |
And set a double varnish on the fame |
The Frenchman gave you, bring you, in fine, together, |
And wager on your heads: he, being remiss, |
Most generous and free from all contriving, |
Will not peruse the foils; so that, with ease |
Or with a little shuffling, you may choose |
A sword unbated, and, in a pass of practice |
Requite him for your father. |
Laer. I will do 't; |
And, for that purpose, I'll anoint my sword. |
I bought an unction of a mountebank, |
So mortal that, but dip a knife in it, |
Where it draws blood no cataplasm so rare, |
Collected from all simples that have virtue |
Under the moon, can save the thing from death |
That is but scratch'd withal; I'll touch my point |
With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly, |
It may be death. |
King. Let's further think of this; |
Weigh what convenience both of time and means |
May fit us to our shape. If this should fail, |
And that our drift look through our bad performance |
'Twere better not assay'd; therefore this project |
Should have a back or second, that might hold, |
If this should blast in proof. Soft! let me see; |
We'll make a solemn wager on your cunnings: |
I ha 't: |
When in your motion you are hot and dry,— |
As make your bouts more violent to that end,— |
And that he calls for drink, I'll have prepar'd him |
A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping, |
If he by chance escape your venom'd stuck, |
Our purpose may hold there. But stay! what noise? |
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Enter QUEEN. |
How now, sweet queen! |
Queen. One woe doth tread upon another's heel, |
So fast they follow: your sister's drown'd, Laertes. |
Laer. Drown'd! O, where? |
Queen. There is a willow grows aslant a brook, |
That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream; |
There with fantastic garlands did she come, |
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples, |
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name, |
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them: |
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds |
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke, |
When down her weedy trophies and herself |
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide, |
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up; |
Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes, |
As one incapable of her own distress, |
Or like a creature native and indu'd |
Unto that element; but long it could not be |
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink, |
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay |
To muddy death. |
Laer. Alas! then, she is drown'd? |
Queen. Drown'd, drown'd. |
Laer. Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia, |
And therefore I forbid my tears; but yet |
It is our trick, nature her custom holds, |
Let shame say what it will; when these are gone |
The woman will be out. Adieu, my lord! |
I have a speech of fire, that fain would blaze, |
But that this folly douts it. [Exit. |
King. Let's follow, Gertrude. |
How much I had to do to calm his rage! |
Now fear I this will give it start again; |
Therefore let's follow. [Exeunt. |
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