Rome. A Street. |
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Enter FLAVIUS, MARULLUS, and certain Commoners. |
Flav. Hence! home, you idle creatures, get you home: |
Is this a holiday? What! know you not, |
Being mechanical, you ought not walk |
Upon a labouring day without the sign |
Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou? |
First Com. Why, sir, a carpenter. |
Mar. Where is thy leather apron, and thy rule? |
What dost thou with thy best apparel on? |
You, sir, what trade are you? |
Second Com. Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am but, as you would say, a cobbler. |
Mar. But what trade art thou? Answer me directly. |
Sec. Com. A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles. |
Mar. What trade, thou knave? thou naughty knave, what trade? |
Sec. Com. Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet, if you be out, sir, I can mend you. |
Mar. What meanest thou by that? Mend me, thou saucy fellow! |
Sec. Com. Why, sir, cobble you. |
Flav. Thou art a cobbler, art thou? |
Sec. Com. Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's matters, but with awl. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I recover them. As proper men as ever trod upon neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork. |
Flav. But wherefore art not in thy shop today? |
Why dost thou lead these men about the streets? |
Sec. Com. Truly, sir, to wear out their shoes, to get myself into more work. But, indeed, sir, we make holiday to see Cæsar and to rejoice in his triumph. |
Mar. Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home? |
What tributaries follow him to Rome |
To grace in captive bonds his chariot wheels? |
You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! |
O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome, |
Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft |
Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements, |
To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops, |
Your infants in your arms, and there have sat |
The livelong day, with patient expectation, |
To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome: |
And when you saw his chariot but appear, |
Have you not made a universal shout, |
That Tiber trembled underneath her banks, |
To hear the replication of your sounds |
Made in her concave shores? |
And do you now put on your best attire? |
And do you now cull out a holiday? |
And do you now strew flowers in his way, |
That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? |
Be gone! |
Run to your houses, fall upon your knees, |
Pray to the gods to intermit the plague |
That needs must light on this ingratitude. |
Flav. Go, go, good countrymen, and, for this fault |
Assemble all the poor men of your sort; |
Draw them to Tiber banks, and weep your tears |
Into the channel, till the lowest stream |
Do kiss the most exalted shores of all. [Exeunt all the Commoners. |
See whe'r their basest metal be not mov'd; |
They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness. |
Go you down that way towards the Capitol; |
This way will I. Disrobe the images |
If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies. |
Mar. May we do so? |
You know it is the feast of Lupercal. |
Flav. It is no matter; let no images |
Be hung with Cæsar's trophies. I'll about |
And drive away the vulgar from the streets: |
So do you too where you perceive them thick. |
These growing feathers pluck'd from Cæsar's wing |
Will make him fly an ordinary pitch, |
Who else would soar above the view of men |
And keep us all in servile fearfulness. [Exeunt. |
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