Rome. A Street. |
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Enter FLAVIUS, MARULLUS, and certain Commoners. |
| Flav. Hence! home, you idle creatures, get you home: |
| Is this a holiday? What! know you not, |
| Being mechanical, you ought not walk |
| Upon a labouring day without the sign |
| Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou? |
| First Com. Why, sir, a carpenter. |
| Mar. Where is thy leather apron, and thy rule? |
| What dost thou with thy best apparel on? |
| You, sir, what trade are you? |
| Second Com. Truly, sir, in respect of a fine workman, I am but, as you would say, a cobbler. |
| Mar. But what trade art thou? Answer me directly. |
| Sec. Com. A trade, sir, that, I hope, I may use with a safe conscience; which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles. |
| Mar. What trade, thou knave? thou naughty knave, what trade? |
| Sec. Com. Nay, I beseech you, sir, be not out with me: yet, if you be out, sir, I can mend you. |
| Mar. What meanest thou by that? Mend me, thou saucy fellow! |
| Sec. Com. Why, sir, cobble you. |
| Flav. Thou art a cobbler, art thou? |
| Sec. Com. Truly, sir, all that I live by is with the awl: I meddle with no tradesman's matters, nor women's matters, but with awl. I am, indeed, sir, a surgeon to old shoes; when they are in great danger, I recover them. As proper men as ever trod upon neat's leather have gone upon my handiwork. |
| Flav. But wherefore art not in thy shop today? |
| Why dost thou lead these men about the streets? |
| Sec. Com. Truly, sir, to wear out their shoes, to get myself into more work. But, indeed, sir, we make holiday to see Cæsar and to rejoice in his triumph. |
| Mar. Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home? |
| What tributaries follow him to Rome |
| To grace in captive bonds his chariot wheels? |
| You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! |
| O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome, |
| Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft |
| Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements, |
| To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops, |
| Your infants in your arms, and there have sat |
| The livelong day, with patient expectation, |
| To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome: |
| And when you saw his chariot but appear, |
| Have you not made a universal shout, |
| That Tiber trembled underneath her banks, |
| To hear the replication of your sounds |
| Made in her concave shores? |
| And do you now put on your best attire? |
| And do you now cull out a holiday? |
| And do you now strew flowers in his way, |
| That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? |
| Be gone! |
| Run to your houses, fall upon your knees, |
| Pray to the gods to intermit the plague |
| That needs must light on this ingratitude. |
| Flav. Go, go, good countrymen, and, for this fault |
| Assemble all the poor men of your sort; |
| Draw them to Tiber banks, and weep your tears |
| Into the channel, till the lowest stream |
| Do kiss the most exalted shores of all. [Exeunt all the Commoners. |
| See whe'r their basest metal be not mov'd; |
| They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness. |
| Go you down that way towards the Capitol; |
| This way will I. Disrobe the images |
| If you do find them deck'd with ceremonies. |
| Mar. May we do so? |
| You know it is the feast of Lupercal. |
| Flav. It is no matter; let no images |
| Be hung with Cæsar's trophies. I'll about |
| And drive away the vulgar from the streets: |
| So do you too where you perceive them thick. |
| These growing feathers pluck'd from Cæsar's wing |
| Will make him fly an ordinary pitch, |
| Who else would soar above the view of men |
| And keep us all in servile fearfulness. [Exeunt. |
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