Another Room in the Garter Inn. |
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Enter FENTON and Host. |
| Host. Master Fenton, talk not to me: my mind is heavy; I will give over all. |
| Fent. Yet hear me speak. Assist me in my purpose, |
| And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee |
| A hundred pound in gold more than your loss. |
| Host. I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will, at the least, keep your counsel. |
| Fent. From time to time I have acquainted you |
| With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page; |
| Who, mutually hath answer'd my affection, |
| So far forth as herself might be her chooser, |
| Even to my wish. I have a letter from her |
| Of such contents as you will wonder at; |
| The mirth whereof so larded with my matter, |
| That neither singly can be manifested, |
| Without the show of both; wherein fat Falstaff |
| Hath a great scare: the image of the jest |
| I'll show you here at large [Pointing to the Letter]. Hark, good mine host: |
| To-night at Herne's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one, |
| Must my sweet Nan present the Fairy Queen; |
| The purpose why, is here: in which disguise, |
| While other jests are something rank on foot, |
| Her father hath commanded her to slip |
| Away with Slender, and with him at Eton |
| Immediately to marry: she hath consented: |
| Now, sir, |
| Her mother, even strong against that match |
| And firm for Doctor Caius, hath appointed |
| That he shall likewise shuffle her away, |
| While other sports are tasking of their minds; |
| And at the deanery, where a priest attends, |
| Straight marry her: to this her mother's plot |
| She, seemingly obedient, likewise hath |
| Made promise to the doctor. Now, thus it rests: |
| Her father means she shall be all in white, |
| And in that habit, when Slender sees his time |
| To take her by the hand and bid her go, |
| She shall go with him: her mother hath intended, |
| The better to denote her to the doctor,— |
| For they must all be mask'd and vizarded— |
| That quaint in green she shall be loose enrob'd, |
| With ribands pendent, flaring 'bout her head; |
| And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe, |
| To pinch her by the hand; and on that token |
| The maid hath given consent to go with him. |
| Host. Which means she to deceive, father or mother? |
| Fent. Both, my good host, to go along with me: |
| And here it rests, that you'll procure the vicar |
| To stay for me at church 'twixt twelve and one, |
| And, in the lawful name of marrying, |
| To give our hearts united ceremony. |
| Host. Well, husband your device; I'll to the vicar. |
| Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest. |
| Fent. So shall I evermore be bound to thee; |
| Besides, I'll make a present recompense. [Exeunt. |
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