Another Room in the Garter Inn. |
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Enter FENTON and Host. |
Host. Master Fenton, talk not to me: my mind is heavy; I will give over all. |
Fent. Yet hear me speak. Assist me in my purpose, |
And, as I am a gentleman, I'll give thee |
A hundred pound in gold more than your loss. |
Host. I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will, at the least, keep your counsel. |
Fent. From time to time I have acquainted you |
With the dear love I bear to fair Anne Page; |
Who, mutually hath answer'd my affection, |
So far forth as herself might be her chooser, |
Even to my wish. I have a letter from her |
Of such contents as you will wonder at; |
The mirth whereof so larded with my matter, |
That neither singly can be manifested, |
Without the show of both; wherein fat Falstaff |
Hath a great scare: the image of the jest |
I'll show you here at large [Pointing to the Letter]. Hark, good mine host: |
To-night at Herne's oak, just 'twixt twelve and one, |
Must my sweet Nan present the Fairy Queen; |
The purpose why, is here: in which disguise, |
While other jests are something rank on foot, |
Her father hath commanded her to slip |
Away with Slender, and with him at Eton |
Immediately to marry: she hath consented: |
Now, sir, |
Her mother, even strong against that match |
And firm for Doctor Caius, hath appointed |
That he shall likewise shuffle her away, |
While other sports are tasking of their minds; |
And at the deanery, where a priest attends, |
Straight marry her: to this her mother's plot |
She, seemingly obedient, likewise hath |
Made promise to the doctor. Now, thus it rests: |
Her father means she shall be all in white, |
And in that habit, when Slender sees his time |
To take her by the hand and bid her go, |
She shall go with him: her mother hath intended, |
The better to denote her to the doctor,— |
For they must all be mask'd and vizarded— |
That quaint in green she shall be loose enrob'd, |
With ribands pendent, flaring 'bout her head; |
And when the doctor spies his vantage ripe, |
To pinch her by the hand; and on that token |
The maid hath given consent to go with him. |
Host. Which means she to deceive, father or mother? |
Fent. Both, my good host, to go along with me: |
And here it rests, that you'll procure the vicar |
To stay for me at church 'twixt twelve and one, |
And, in the lawful name of marrying, |
To give our hearts united ceremony. |
Host. Well, husband your device; I'll to the vicar. |
Bring you the maid, you shall not lack a priest. |
Fent. So shall I evermore be bound to thee; |
Besides, I'll make a present recompense. [Exeunt. |
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